- Some best status
- Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)
- Why girls are not in sports?? Only 4% are playing hockey, tennis and cricket.. Bcoz . . . Other 96% are busy in playing with boys :)
- Why girls are not in sports?? Only 4% are playing hockey, tennis and cricket.. Bcoz . . . Other 96% are busy in playing with boys :)
- A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to waer. 2. No room for all the clothes.
- Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.
- Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
- I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
- Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
- It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry :)
- There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh
- When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
- Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
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